Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Jokes : A Kiss to Remember.

 


A Kiss to Remember


A San Francisco cabby picks up a nun.


She gets into the cab and the driver won't stop staring at
her in the rear view mirror.


She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."


She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as
I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would 
find offensive.


" "Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."


She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1 You have to promise you are single and
#2 You must be Catholic."


The cab driver is very excited and says,
 "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"


"OK", the nun says, "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that
would make a hooker blush.


But when ! they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying. "My dear child, said the nun, Why are you crying?"


"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess,
 "I'm married and I'm Jewish."



The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and
I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."


 

6 comments:

  1. hauehauehahahhahaha ... *ketawa beneran neehh*

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  2. hahaha.....pak dokter, paling bisa dah......

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  3. lumayan kan,
    bikin otot muka yang manyun aja jadi sumringah sebentar,he3.

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  4. huahahahaha who fooled who.... ;-)

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  5. masih ada stock lainnya nih , masih mau ? he3

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