A Kiss to Remember
A San Francisco cabby picks up a nun.
She gets into the cab and the driver won't stop staring at
her in the rear view mirror.
She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as
I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would
" "Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1 You have to promise you are single and
#2 You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
"OK", the nun says, "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that
would make a hooker blush.
But when ! they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying. "My dear child, said the nun, Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess,
"I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and
I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."