Hot Dogs !
Two elderly Scottish sisters have just arrived in USA by boat,
and one says to the other.
"I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America,
we might as well do as the Americans do.
" Nodding emphatically, the eldest sister points to a hot dog vendor
and they both walk towards the cart.
"Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil
and hands them over the counter.
Excited, the sisters hurry to a bench out side and begin to unwrap
their 'dogs'; the older sister is first to open hers.
She begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment,
leans to the other sister and whispers cautiously,
" What part did you get? "