Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds
that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins.
When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession
area and spoke to the pastor.
"Father, I am sinful."
"Yes, son, just tell me what have you done,
the Lord will forgive you."
"Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend,
it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us.
Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except
for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."
"That's bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake."
"Father, last week I went to her office to look for her,
but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues,
so I slept with her too."
"That's not very good of you."
"Father, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her,
nobody was around except for her auntie,
and I slept with her too."
Suddenly this guy realized that there was no response from
the Father,he walked over and discovered that the Pastor
was not there.
So he began searching for him.
"Father? Where are you?"
He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding
under the table behind the piano.
"Father, why are you hiding here?"
"Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around
here except me."