On his honeymoon, a very thick redneck farmer, Billy Joe, insisted on
having a room at the luxury hotel with a balcony overlooking the sea.
On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from
the bathroom dressed in some very sexy lingerie.
"Hey Billy Joe, come in off the balcony and see what I have waiting for
you to savor for the first time" she said coyly.
"No thanks, I want to sit out here," he said.
So Daisy sat down brushing her golden hair for 10 minutes after which
she invited Billy Joe once more to come in off the balcony to take
pleasure of her virginal body. Once more he refused. Eventually Daisy
grew tired of waiting and she retired to the wedding bed and fell
In the morning, she awoke to find him still sitting on the balcony.
"Why did you spend the whole night out there when you could have been
making love all night?" she asked.
"Well my pa said the first night of my marriage would be the most
beautiful night of my whole life - and I didn't want to miss a moment of it."