Friday, October 24, 2008

Jokes : One of the Horses.

At Heathrow, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air Force One and
President Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II.

They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central London where they
board an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white matching horses.

They ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all is going well.

But suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous, earth-rending,
eye-smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence ever heard in the British Empire,
including Bermuda, Tortola and the Falkland Islands. It shakes the coach.

Uncomfortable, but under control, the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore
the whole incident, but then the Queen decides that's ridiculous.
She turns to Mr.Bush and explains, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets.
I'm sure you understand that there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

George W.Bush, ever the gentleman, replies,
"Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought.
You know, if you hadn't said something, I would have thought it was one of the horses...."


  1. hahaha..segitu o'on nya kah mister bush...:))

  2. hahahaha... saya ketawa terus2an lho Pak. di TV AS sering sekali p'Bush jadi bahan joke. sekarang ada temennya, m'Palin yang setiap hari jadi langganan comedian.

  3. he3- saya juga sampai ngakak waktu baca ini,
    orang bisa aja yah bikin joke yang cerdas spt ini,
    lumayan dah buat penawar kabar2 yang bikin pusing