Wednesday, May 2, 2007



A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control
at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't
have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over
at his wife and growls,
"Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says,
"You should be thankful your radar detector went off
when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal
radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says
through clenched teeth,
"Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not
wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on,
but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could
get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you
didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat
belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket
the driver turns to his wife and barks,

The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
"Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Only when he's been drinking."




  1. Nice joke ;) more worse when the cop realize that the driver drunk, in state if u driving under influence (DUI) the ticket more expensive than the regular speeding and sometimes the police revoke ur license.