Jokes : A Kiss to Remember.

 

A Kiss to Remember

A San Francisco cabby picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab and the driver won't stop staring at
her in the rear view mirror.

She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as
I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would 
find offensive.

" "Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1 You have to promise you are single and
#2 You must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,
 "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

"OK", the nun says, "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that
would make a hooker blush.

But when ! they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying. "My dear child, said the nun, Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess,
 "I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and
I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."