Joke : Jewish and Chinese.

An airplane takes-off from the airport.
The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Chinese.
It's the first time they've flown together and obvious by
the silence that they don't get along.

After thirty minutes, the Jewish captain mutters :
"  I don't like Chinese."  

The first officer replies : " Ooooh, no rike Chinese ? Why dat ?."  

" You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese." 

" Noooo, noooo ...... Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. Dat Japanese,
  not Chinese."

" Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter, they're all alike." 

Another thirty minutes of silence.

Finally the first officer says :  " No rike Jews."

" Why not ? Why don't you like Jews ?."

" Jews sink Titanic."  

" No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an Iceberg." 

" Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah ...... all same "