A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.
He began his round with an eagle and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he scored his first hole in one, when his
cell phone rang.
It was his doctor notifying him his wife had just been in a
terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was,
and that he'd be there as soon as possible.
As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up
to be his best round of golf ever.
He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading for
the hospital. He ended up finishing all eighteen.
He finished his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the
club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game
by more than 10.
He was jubilant, then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty,
he dashed to the hospital.
He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's
condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted,
"You went ahead and finished your round of golf, didn't you?
I hope your proud of yourself. While you were out for the
past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club,
your wife had been languishing in the ICU.
It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because
it will be more than likely your last.
For the rest of your life she will require `round the clock care`,
and you'll be the care giver!".
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The Doctor started to snicker and said,
" Just kidding, she died two hours ago... what did you shoot?"
Hahaha... it's a good joke for my friend pak Sindhi. Dia Sabtu-Minggu main golf. Even pulang kantor ke driving range. kebetulan rumahnya dekat komplek Marinir di deket tanah kusir yg ada driving rangenya. kalo sy kirimin sadar kali dia.
ReplyDeleteapa kabar pak Sindhi?
ReplyDeletekabar baik pak Mochtar, thanks -
kapan balik ?
Pak dokter agaknya itu pengalaman anda juga bukan ? apa dia patien anda ? It's only a joke. It might happen in daily life, you never now, bosan isteri, tetapi golf tidak pernah bosan.
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ReplyDeletepak Aswin, kebetulan pernah pegang stick golf seumur hidup
cuma sekali yaitu di JinShiTan/Golden Pebble Beach - Dalian,
itu lapangan golf yang keren dipinggir laut/ lokasinya agak tinggi
sehingga laut terlihat dibawah,
kami masuk dan diberikan kesempatan nyoba driving range-nya,
lumayan jauh juga pukulan saya tuh,hehehe
Pak Dokter, jadi, gimana dong ya..? main golf aja or not ya..? he..he.., koq nanya ya....
ReplyDeleteMa kasih banyak ya untuk segalanya; photnya, ceritanya, dll.
Membuat hati ini semakin gembira dalam bekerja.
Terima kasih ya & salam utk keluarga.
henny andries, kopenhagen.
ReplyDeletehallo bu Henny,
memang jokes asyik yah - lumayan bikin enteng kepala,
itu saya ambil dari internet juga.
mau nanya berapa biasanya temperatur disana sekitar
akhir Oktober, adik saya akan ke Scandinavia/Rusia.
salam juga untuk sekeluarga
sm
memang dok, golf itu bikin nyandu.......kebetulan sy juga main meskipun nggak sampe nyandu......dan sy mainnya just for fun dan masih ingat waktu utk keluarga...he..hee....khan senin-jum'at di kantor, sabtu-minggu waktu utk keluarga ,paling2 sebulan maksimal main 2x atau tiap minggu kalo ada turnamen....
ReplyDeleteteman2 sy sesama golfer yg sudah nyandu seperti cerita p' msidarta diatas. Bangun pagi jam 5 udah jalan dari rumah demi ngejar tee off pagi....ngebut lagi pak, khan lapangan golf banyak di area selatan (jagorawi)...nah mereka yg tinggal di jkt pada lomba pagi2 buta tsb.....
Ada seorang teman saking nyandunya bulan puasa pun tetap main, meskipun kondisinya dia tetap menjalankan puasa ramadhan.......
Sindiran dari teman2, kalo disuruh bangun pagi oleh istri untuk sholat subuh atau utk sahur waktu ramadhan sulit banget, tapi kalo mau golf, pagi2 bangun sendiri.....
collin montgomerie, seorang golf professional dunia baru2 ini ditinggal sama istri & keluarganya, istrinya minta cerai alasan utamanya, dia lebih banyak di lap golf dari pada dirumah.....weleh....