jokes : Three Holes-in-One.

One day a man went golfing. On the fourth tee he was separated from his
friends momentarily, and bumped into a passing demon.
 
"Hey," said the demon, "How'd you like to make a hole in one?"

"What's the catch?" said the man suspiciously.

"It will shorten your sex life by five years," replied the demon.

"Hmmm . . . okay," said the man, and went on to make a spectacular shot,
a hole in one, just as ordered.

On the next tee, he again bumped into the demon.
"How'd you like to make it two holes-in-one, back-to-back?" said the demon.
"It's only been done five times in the history of golf."

"What's the pay back this time?" said the man.
"It will shorten your sex life by another twenty years," said the demon.

"I guess," agreed the man, and again he made an amazing shot.
All his friends were amazed and people were coming from miles around
to see the man who had made two holes-in-one in the same game!

On the next hole, the man again bumped into the demon, who proposed
yet again. "Look, another hole-in-one would mean three in a row.
It's never been done in the history of the world! C'mon!"

"No problem," said the man, agreeing.
"What do I have to give up this time?"

"You may never touch a person of the opposite sex ever again for the
rest of your life." said the demon.

"Okay!" said the man.

He went on to make his third consecutive hole-in-one.

And that's how Father Jones got into the Guinness Book of Records!