Joke : The Final Test.

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden
while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone
whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because
he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she
got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos........... As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off,
clattering across the ground. 

Carlos, extremely embarrassed bent over to pick it up. 

and that's when all the other bells started to ring...........