Joke : The Final Test.

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden
while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone
whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because
he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she
got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos........... As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off,
clattering across the ground. 

Carlos, extremely embarrassed bent over to pick it up. 

and that's when all the other bells started to ring...........
 

joke : "After all he is YOUR son!!!"

One day Kyle's dad brought home a robot.
The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and  would slap
the person who lied on the face.

Kyle returned late from school that day and his dad asked him,
"Son why are you late from school?"
Kyle answered, "Dad, we had extra classes today".
Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Kyle
on his face.

His dad told him, "Son this robot is special in that it can detect
a Lie and will then slap the person who lied.
Now come on tell me the truth. Why are you late?"
"Dad, I went to a movie"

"Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments"
Immediately, Kyle got a slap on the face from the robot.
"Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen".

"Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene
movies or misbehaved"
Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

Hearing the last sentence, Kyle's mother comes walking out of the
kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband,
"After all he is YOUR son!!!" 

To which the robot steps up and gives Kyle's mother a resounding
slap on her face!

Writing event di Multiply dengan tema Traveling With Family.

Man-temans,

Kemarin saya habis ngintip :
http://srisariningdiyah.multiply.com/journal/item/578

Rupanya pemilik blog di Multiply itu sedang mengadakan
writing event dengan tema Traveling With Family, jadi diadakan
semacam lomba menulis bertema Jalan-jalan bareng keluarga.
Ini bukan saja kegiatan yang menarik sekali tapi juga bermanfaat
karena mengenalkan potensi pariwisata Indonesia.

Ternyata sudah sampai taraf final, ada 18 finalis dan ternyata
di nomer 8 ada : http://ibujempol.multiply.com/journal/item/201

Ibu Jempol alias Julia Guerre ( Jempol itu pelesetan dari Jean Paul-
nama suami Julia) adalah Mper yang bermukim di Toulouse France.
Julia menulis perjalanan backpacker nya bersama dua putri
ciliknya ke Bukittinggi.
Ceritanya menarik sekali karena kedua putrinya yang terbiasa
dengan kehidupan di Perancis sana, dalam perjalanan itu sampai
dibawa masuk kampung menginap dirumah penduduk untuk tidur
dengan hanya beralas tikar yang digelar diruang tamu,
ini kutipan dari tulisannya :
Sejelek apapun kemungkinan yang kami hadapi, akan kami nikmati.
Kami bukan hanya sedang berlibur ke tempat baru, tapi kami juga
sedang belajar kehidupan.
Aku sedang mengajarkan sisi lain kehidupan yang tidak pernah
dialami kedua putriku.
Suatu pengalaman langka yang akan memperkaya bathin mereka.

Nah gitu sebagian tulisan bu Jempol, ayo simak ceritanya yang asyik,
dan vote dia agar bisa memenangkan lomba yang sedang seru2nya itu.