Jokes : WHO IS THE FATHER

An 18 year-old girl told her Mum that she has missed
her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother went to the Chemist and bought
a pregnancy kit.
The test result showed that the girl was pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother screamed,
"Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picked up the phone and made a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stopped in front of their house,
and a mature and distinguished looking man with grey hair
and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit stepped out of
the Ferrari and entered the house.

He sat down in the living room with the father, mother,
and the girl and told them:
"Good morning.
Your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for
your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000
bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories
and a £4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage,
I'm not really sure what to do.
What do you suggest?"

At this point, the girl's father, who had remained silent,
placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and told him,
"You sh*g her again." ! ! ! !