Jokes : Unzipped her skirt

 

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful
young woman was waiting for the bus. 
She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with
matching tight leather boots and jacket.

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get
on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too
tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
bus' first step.  So slightly embarrassed and with a
quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her
and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would
give her enough slack to raise her leg.
  
Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to
discover she still could not make the step. 
So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached
behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. 
And for a second time she attempted the step and
once again,  Much to her chagrin she could not
raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

So with a coy little smile to the driver she again
unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more
slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind
her in the line picked her up easily from the
waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.

Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-
be hero, screeching at him,
"How dare you touch my body!! 
I don't even know who you are!"

At this the Texan drawled, " Well ma'am, normally
I would agree with you but after you unzipped my
fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."