Prostate check-up.

 

Prostate check-up... An old guy goes to his doctor for his medical check up and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy obeys and says,"99". The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99". Again, the old guy says, '99'." The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three" ... You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!!!

Jokes : "What is the fastest thing you know?"

A  Indian  applies for a Job at Wal-Mart.
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring  an  individual to fill a job opening.

After sorting through a  stack  of resumes he found four people who were equally   qualified --  an American, a Russian, an Australian  and  a  Indian

He decided to call the four in and ask them  only  one question. Their answer would determine who of them  would  get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around  the  conference room table the  interviewer  asked,
"What is the fastest thing  you know?"

Dave, the  American, replied,  "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your  head.  There's no warning that it's on the way;  it's just there.  A  thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied  the interviewer.

"And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir , the  Russian.  
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink!  It comes and goes and you  don't  know that it ever happened.  A BLINK is the fastest  thing I know."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer.  "The blink of  an eye, that's  a very popular clich for speed."
He then turned  to George,  the Australian who was contemplating his reply. 

"Well, out at my dad's ranch,  you step out of the   house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that   switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep,  TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The  interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had  found his man.  "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he  said.

Turning to  Patel , the  Indian , the fourth and final  man, the interviewer posed the same question.  
Patel replied, "Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et's  obyus to me dat the fastest thing is DIARRHEA."

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others  were  already giggling in their seats...
"Oh, I can expleyn  sir," said  Patel .  " You see, sir, da ader day my tummy was  peeling bad and so I run so fast to the  batrum, but before I could  THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had alreydi done it in my  pants!"

Patel  is now the new "Greeter" at
Wal-Mart. 

Kisah & Khasiat Teh

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Buku Baru Gramedia Pustaka Utama 31 Maret 2011

Kisah & Khasiat Teh
Tanti, Ratna Somantri

120 hal  Rp. 65,000

Di balik kesegarannya, teh menyimpan beberapa zat yang 
diyakini dapat menjaga kesehatan tubuh, misalnya untuk:

a.. Membantu menurunkan berat badan
b.. Mencegah kanker
c.. Memperbaiki kesehatan kardiovaskular
d.. Menyehatkan pencernaan
e.. Menurunkan gula darah
f.. Membuat awet muda

Di dalam buku cantik ini, penulis mengajak kita menikmati 
teh yang sebenarnya. 

Melalui cara penyeduhan dan seni meracik yang benar, 
teh dapat tampil dalam rasa yang luar biasa. 

Aneka resep minuman teh dingin dan panas yang lezat dan 
praktis serta aneka resep makanan yang berbahan dasar teh 
juga disajikan di sini.

"Sebutannya mudah, 'Teh', tetapi tidak demikian kenyataannya. ... 
Kisah dan Khasiat Teh ini akan membuka tabir misteri daun yang 
unik ini." --William W. Wongso

"Tidak banyak orang yang memiliki passion yang sangat kuat 
terhadap teh seperti Ratna Somantri. Passion, knowledge, dan 
pengalamannya dengan teh dituangkannya dalam buku ini. 
Ini buku wajib bagi para pencinta teh dan penyuka kuliner." 
--Johnny Andrean